If you’re looking for a light-hearted giggle, make a beeline for these bee jokes and bee puns!
I’ve rounded up my favourite bee jokes and bee puns to make you smile. They’re great for school projects, greetings card messages, photo captions, or just a bit of fun!
Why do bees hum? Because they can’t remember the words.
What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!
What do you call a bee thats returned from the dead? A zombee.
Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee.
What’s another name for a wasp? A wanna-bee.
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself.
What do bees chew? Bumble gum.
Which singers do bees love? Sting, Bee-yonce and the Bee Gees.
What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive? They throw them a house swarming party.
What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day? A Frizz-bee.
Which sport do bees like the most? Rug-bee.
What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an aeroplane.
What do you call a Bee that works for the government? A pollentician.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind? A maybee.
Where do bees keep their savings? In a honey box.
What’s another name for a baby bee? A little humbug.
I’m holding a bee in my hands- what is in my eye? Beauty.
What do you call a bee that’s hard to understand? A mumble-bee.
A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1.
What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee? Neigh buzz.
Why are bees good at job interviews? Because they know all of the buzz-words.
What kind of bee hums and drop things? A fumble bee.
What’s a honey bee’s favourite kind of flower? A Bee-gonia.
How does a queen bee get around her hive? She’s throne.
What would bears be without bees? Just ears.
What do you call a beehive with no exits? Unbelievable.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
What do you call a bee that falls down a hill? A stumble bee.
There’s certainly no shortage of funny bee puns! Here are some of my favourites; you can find more at Punpedia.
As luck would hive it
Be on your best beehive-iour
Your honey or your life
‘Swarm today, isn’t it?
Hive it your way
I’ll bee there
You’re so honey
It’s bee-hind you
Bee-lieve in yourself
You’re pollen my leg
Bee afraid, bee very afraid
Hive never felt this way bee-fore
Let it bee
None of your beeswax
A dose of vitamin bee
I hive a dream
Born to bee wild
Sending swarm wishes
And of course… Buzz off!
I hope you don’t think these bee jokes and bee puns are too shab-bee! If you’ve got any to share pop them in the comments 🐝 🐝 🐝
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