Are you looking for some veggie-themed family fun? This roundup of potato puns and potato jokes is tater-ly the best place to start!
As well as being a great way to make mealtimes more of a giggle, you can use them to caption kids artwork and your social media posts (my nature hashtags will help here too).
The best potato puns and potato jokes
In this post you’ll find 50 of the best potato puns and potato jokes to get the whole family laughing. Whether you want silly potato puns, potato dad jokes, or sweet potato jokes, you’ll find something to raise a smile here.
Funny potato puns
Searching for a potato pun to impress the kids? Here’s a list of funny potato puns to get us started.
Sooner or tater
We’re a perfect mash
I’ll see u tater
Spud you like some dinner?
That’s absolutely mashing
Taters gonna tate
Better tater than never
Time fries when your having fun
A total disas-tater
Silly potato jokes
Ready for more jokes about potatoes? These are all tater-ly silly.
What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater.
What’s a potato’s favourite TV show? Starch Trek.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
How does a potato win at video games? He mashes the buttons.
What do tomatoes and potatoes have in common? Toes.
Who is a potato’s favourite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Hilarious jokes about potatoes
Sooner or tater you’ll find one that makes you smile 😉
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Why was the potato so quiet? It was a medi-tater.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a fake potato? An imi-tater.
What do you call a potato with right angles? A square root.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Why was the potato in court? It wanted to a-peel.
Even more funny potato jokes and potato puns
Better tater than never to find some good potato puns….
Why does everyone love cooking with potatoes? Because they’re very a-peeling.
Why did the potato buy a camera set? He wanted to be a you-tuber.
What instrument does a spud play? A tuber.
Why did the potato cross the road? Because there was a fork up ahead.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Why was the spud wearing socks? To keep his pota-toes warm.
What type of potato starts arguments? An agi-tater.
These potato puns are pomme de terr-ible!
Potato dad jokes
These dad potato jokes will make the kids roll their eyes.
What did the father potato say to his daughter before her football game? I’m rooting for you.
Why shouldn’t you ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans-talk.
What do you call a potato that presents sports games on TV? A commen-tater.
Why do potatoes fall out with each other? Because they can’t always see eye to eye.
Did you hear about the evil baked potato? His plans were foiled.
What happens when you get an elephant and a lot of potatoes together? Mashed potatoes.
Why did I win the potato hiding contest? Because my carbo-hide-rate was so good.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
Sweet potato jokes
How about some sweet potato puns and potato jokes with a sweet twist?
I yam so impressed
I yam what I yam
Sweet potatoes are so yammy
I think, therefore I yam
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
What do you call a yam with a broom? A sweep potato.
Why is it hard to get angry with a yam? Because they’re such sweet potatoes.
What’s a potato’s favourite horror movie? The silence of the yams.
Did you hear about the sweet potato truck that crashed on the motorway? It caused a huge traffic yam.
What do you call a passenger train made from potatoes? A yamtrack.
Share your favourite potato puns and potato jokes
Hopefully this list of family-friendly potato puns has made you smile. What are your favourite cute potato puns or potato jokes? If they’re not on this list make sure you share them in the comments 🥔 🥔 🥔
More family-friendly jokes
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Author: Sam Hughes