If you’re looking for some light-hearted fun with a flower theme, or inspiration for your flower picture captions, this is the post for you! I’ve rounded up lots of flower puns and flower jokes to put a smile on your face.
As well as giving you the opportunity to have a giggle, these flower puns and flower jokes are also great caption inspiration for when you’re sharing pictures of your flowers on social media. Use them on birthday cards and valentine messages too!
When it comes to funny flower puns, you’ve got a huge list to choose from. Here are some of my favourite floral puns about flowers; you can find loads more at Punpedia.
Just pollen your leg
One trick peony
Thistle while you work
Make my daisy
Get clover it
Once and floral
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Somebudy to love
What in carnation?
Flower of strength
Just one of rose things
That’s just ranunculus
Are you feeling bouquet?
I lilac you
Take stalk of your life
Head clover heels
Not a daisy goes by
Light as a heather
Sweet peas and quiet
Don’t be so impatiens
Put the petal to the metal
In on the ground flora
A violet streak
All clover the world
Take it or leaf it
A peony for your thoughts
The witching flower
Flower jokes to make you giggle
What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a daisy? A Collie-flower.
What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips.
I was going to catalogue my dried flowers, but I realised I have more pressing problems to deal with.
What do you call Dracula with hayfever? The pollen count.
My vase of flowers died, but then they came back to life. It must have been reincarnation.
What do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower? A chimp-pansy.
What’s an amnesiac sailor’s favourite flower? Forget-me-knots.
Stealing flowers is an awful crime. It’s de-flora-ble.
I was asked to choose my number one houseplant when three of my favourites were in the room. It put me in a really orchid situation.
What do you get if you cross a bike with a flower? Cycle petals.
Did you know there’s a country where everyone drives the same colour vehicle? It’s a red car nation.
What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey.
I wasn’t all that interested in flowers, but I planted a few seeds, and they grew on me.
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb.
I decided to plant some flowers in my garden. Then I realised I haven’t botany.
What do you call a French baker’s favourite flower? Croissanthemum.
Did you know there’s an insurance company for flower businesses? It’s called “Oopsie Daisies”.
What happens to a flower when it gets embarrassed? It turns rosy.
I think I just spotted Michael J Fox in a florists. I can’t be sure it was him though – he had his back to the Fuchsias.
How does a flower whistle? Through it’s tulips.
Someone keeps sending me bunches of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I’m being stalked.
I’m not very good at making flower jokes. But thistle do.
I hope these flower puns and flower jokes have made you smile. If you’ve got any to share I’d love to hear them – pop them in the comments 🙂
More funny garden puns and garden jokes
You can also check out my garden quotes post for lots of inspiring sayings about plants, flowers and gardening.
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