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Flower puns and flower jokes to make you smile

June 8, 2020 by Catherine Leave a Comment

If you’re looking for some light-hearted fun with a flower theme, or inspiration for your flower picture captions, this is the post for you! I’ve rounded up lots of flower puns and flower jokes to put a smile on your face.

As well as giving you the opportunity to have a giggle, these flower puns and flower jokes are also great caption inspiration for when you’re sharing pictures of your flowers on social media (my post on nature hashtags will also help you here). Use them on birthday cards and valentine messages too!

You might also like to take a look at my flower quotes and quotes about sunflowers posts, which both have one hundred beautiful and inspiring quotes about flowers.

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Flower puns

When it comes to funny flower puns, you’ve got a huge list to choose from. Here are some of my favourite floral puns about flowers.

Just pollen your leg

One trick peony

Thistle while you work

Make my daisy

Get clover it

Once and floral

Hey bud, how’s it growing?

That’s just ranunculus

What in carnation?

Cute flower puns

Flower of strength

Somebudy to love

Are you feeling bouquet?

I lilac you

Head clover heels in love

Not a daisy goes by

I love you a lily more each day

Light as a heather

You made my daisy

More short flower puns

Sweet peas and quiet

Don’t be so impatiens

Put the petal to the metal

In on the ground flora

A violet streak

All clover the world

Take stalk of your life

Take it or leaf it

A peony for your thoughts

The witching flower

pink roses

Rose puns

Rose to the occasion

Just one of rose things

A thorny issue

She rose above it

How do roses make a living? They petal their wares.

What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a rose? A Collie-flower.

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Flower jokes to make you giggle

Again, there are a lot of funny flower jokes and riddles out there. Here’s a selection of my favourite jokes about flowers.

What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips.

I was going to catalogue my dried flowers, but I realised I have more pressing problems to deal with.

What do you call Dracula with hayfever? The pollen count.

My vase of flowers died, but then they came back to life. It must have been reincarnation.

What do you say to a flower to make it go faster? “Floret.”

What do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower? A chimp-pansy.

What’s an amnesiac sailor’s favourite flower? Forget-me-knots.

closeup of purple flower head

Stealing flowers is an awful crime. It’s de-flora-ble.

I was asked to choose my number one houseplant when three of my favourites were in the room. It put me in a really orchid situation. (check out our orchid care tips if you love these beautiful plants).

What do you get if you cross a bike with a flower? Cycle petals.

Did you know there’s a country where everyone drives the same colour vehicle? It’s a red car nation.

What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey.

What did the flower say after he cracked a joke? “I was just pollen your leg.”

I wasn’t all that interested in flowers, but I planted a few seeds, and they grew on me.

What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb.

bouquet of flowers in a vase

More silly flower jokes

I decided to plant some flowers in my garden. Then I realised I haven’t botany.

What do you call a French baker’s favourite flower? Croissanthemum.

Did you know there’s an insurance company for flower businesses? It’s called “Oopsie Daisies”.

What happens to a flower when it gets embarrassed? It turns rosy.

I think I just spotted Michael J Fox in a florists. I can’t be sure it was him though – he had his back to the Fuchsias.

How does a flower whistle? Through it’s tulips.

Someone keeps sending me bunches of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I’m being stalked.

I’m not very good at making flower jokes. But thistle do.

pink roses

I hope these flower puns and flower jokes have made you smile. If you’ve got a flower pun to share I’d love to hear it – pop them in the comments 🙂

More funny garden puns and garden jokes

If you’d like a bit more of a giggle, check out these other posts:

garden puns and garden jokes

tree puns and tree jokes

sunflower puns and sunflower jokes

garden gnome puns and gnome jokes

water puns and ice puns

cat puns and cat jokes

vegetable puns and vegetable jokes

plant puns and plant jokes

bee puns and bee jokes

puns about birds and bird jokes

fish jokes and fish puns

fruit puns and fruit jokes

potato puns and potato jokes

spring puns and spring jokes

Easter jokes for kids

summer jokes for kids

fall puns and fall jokes

nature puns and nature jokes

art puns and jokes

pumpkin puns and pumpkin jokes

skull puns and jokes

Halloween jokes for kids and Halloween puns

Christmas jokes for kids

You can also check out my posts on nature captions and nature quotes, earth day quotes, garden quotes, tree quotes and waterfall quotes for lots of inspiring sayings about plants, flowers, gardening and nature.

pink echinacea flower

More garden inspiration

For more gardening and flower inspiration you might like to take a look at these posts:

Birth month flowers by month

Garden jobs month by month

What to plant gardening calendar

55 easy grow your own tips, ideas and resources for beginners

a year of nature craft and play book by catherine hughes and becky goddard-hill

If you’re keen on getting the kids involved in gardening, you might also like my book A Year of Nature Craft and Play.  It’s filled with nature play ideas, including fun gardening projects, crafts, games, art and science activities.  There are 52 budget-friendly activities, one for every week of the year, all with easy-to-follow instructions and colourful photos.

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