If you’re looking for some light-hearted fun with a flower theme, or inspiration for your flower picture captions, this is the post for you! I’ve rounded up lots of flower puns and flower jokes to put a smile on your face.
As well as giving you the opportunity to have a giggle, these flower puns and flower jokes are also great caption inspiration for when you’re sharing pictures of your flowers on social media (my post on nature hashtags will also help you here). Use them on birthday cards and valentine messages too!
When it comes to funny flower puns, you’ve got a huge list to choose from. Here are some of my favourite floral puns about flowers.
Just pollen your leg
One trick peony
Thistle while you work
Make my daisy
Get clover it
Once and floral
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
That’s just ranunculus
What in carnation?
Cute flower puns
Flower of strength
Somebudy to love
Are you feeling bouquet?
I lilac you
Head clover heels in love
Not a daisy goes by
I love you a lily more each day
Light as a heather
You made my daisy
More short flower puns
Sweet peas and quiet
Don’t be so impatiens
Put the petal to the metal
In on the ground flora
A violet streak
All clover the world
Take stalk of your life
Take it or leaf it
A peony for your thoughts
The witching flower
Rose to the occasion
Just one of rose things
A thorny issue
She rose above it
How do roses make a living? They petal their wares.
What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a rose? A Collie-flower.
Flower jokes to make you giggle
Again, there are a lot of funny flower jokes and riddles out there. Here’s a selection of my favourite jokes about flowers.
What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips.
I was going to catalogue my dried flowers, but I realised I have more pressing problems to deal with.
What do you call Dracula with hayfever? The pollen count.
My vase of flowers died, but then they came back to life. It must have been reincarnation.
What do you say to a flower to make it go faster? “Floret.”
What do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower? A chimp-pansy.
What’s an amnesiac sailor’s favourite flower? Forget-me-knots.
Stealing flowers is an awful crime. It’s de-flora-ble.
I was asked to choose my number one houseplant when three of my favourites were in the room. It put me in a really orchid situation.
What do you get if you cross a bike with a flower? Cycle petals.
Did you know there’s a country where everyone drives the same colour vehicle? It’s a red car nation.
What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey.
What did the flower say after he cracked a joke? “I was just pollen your leg.”
I wasn’t all that interested in flowers, but I planted a few seeds, and they grew on me.
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb.
More silly flower jokes
I decided to plant some flowers in my garden. Then I realised I haven’t botany.
What do you call a French baker’s favourite flower? Croissanthemum.
Did you know there’s an insurance company for flower businesses? It’s called “Oopsie Daisies”.
What happens to a flower when it gets embarrassed? It turns rosy.
I think I just spotted Michael J Fox in a florists. I can’t be sure it was him though – he had his back to the Fuchsias.
How does a flower whistle? Through it’s tulips.
Someone keeps sending me bunches of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I’m being stalked.
I’m not very good at making flower jokes. But thistle do.
I hope these flower puns and flower jokes have made you smile. If you’ve got a flower pun to share I’d love to hear it – pop them in the comments 🙂
More funny garden puns and garden jokes
If you’d like a bit more of a giggle, check out these other posts:
More garden inspiration
For more gardening and flower inspiration you might like to take a look at these posts:
If you’re keen on getting the kids involved in gardening, you might also like my book A Year of Nature Craft and Play. It’s filled with nature play ideas, including fun gardening projects, crafts, games, art and science activities. There are 52 budget-friendly activities, one for every week of the year, all with easy-to-follow instructions and colourful photos.
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