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Flower puns and flower jokes to make you smile

June 8, 2020 by Catherine Leave a Comment

If you’re looking for some light-hearted fun with a flower theme, or inspiration for your flower picture captions, this is the post for you! I’ve rounded up lots of flower puns and flower jokes to put a smile on your face.

As well as giving you the opportunity to have a giggle, these flower puns and flower jokes are also great caption inspiration for when you’re sharing pictures of your flowers on social media. Use them on birthday cards and valentine messages too!

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Flower puns

When it comes to funny flower puns, you’ve got a huge list to choose from. Here are some of my favourite floral puns about flowers; you can find loads more at Punpedia.

Just pollen your leg

One trick peony

Thistle while you work

Make my daisy

Get clover it

Once and floral

Hey bud, how’s it growing?

Somebudy to love

What in carnation?

Flower of strength

Just one of rose things

That’s just ranunculus

Are you feeling bouquet?

I lilac you

Take stalk of your life

Head clover heels

Not a daisy goes by

Light as a heather

Sweet peas and quiet

Don’t be so impatiens

Put the petal to the metal

In on the ground flora

A violet streak

All clover the world

Take it or leaf it

A peony for your thoughts

The witching flower

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Flower jokes to make you giggle

Again, there are a lot of funny flower jokes out there. Puns and One Liners and Punstoppable both have great lists, here’s a selection of my favourite jokes about flowers.

What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a daisy? A Collie-flower.

What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips.

I was going to catalogue my dried flowers, but I realised I have more pressing problems to deal with.

What do you call Dracula with hayfever? The pollen count.

My vase of flowers died, but then they came back to life. It must have been reincarnation.

What do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower? A chimp-pansy.

What’s an amnesiac sailor’s favourite flower? Forget-me-knots.

Stealing flowers is an awful crime. It’s de-flora-ble.

I was asked to choose my number one houseplant when three of my favourites were in the room. It put me in a really orchid situation.

What do you get if you cross a bike with a flower? Cycle petals.

Did you know there’s a country where everyone drives the same colour vehicle? It’s a red car nation.

What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey.

I wasn’t all that interested in flowers, but I planted a few seeds, and they grew on me.

What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb.

I decided to plant some flowers in my garden. Then I realised I haven’t botany.

What do you call a French baker’s favourite flower? Croissanthemum.

Did you know there’s an insurance company for flower businesses? It’s called “Oopsie Daisies”.

What happens to a flower when it gets embarrassed? It turns rosy.

I think I just spotted Michael J Fox in a florists. I can’t be sure it was him though – he had his back to the Fuchsias.

How does a flower whistle? Through it’s tulips.

Someone keeps sending me bunches of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I’m being stalked.

I’m not very good at making flower jokes. But thistle do.

I hope these flower puns and flower jokes have made you smile. If you’ve got any to share I’d love to hear them – pop them in the comments 🙂

More funny garden puns and garden jokes

If you’d like a bit more of a giggle, check out my other posts on garden puns and jokes, bee puns and jokes, and pumpkin puns and jokes.

You can also check out my garden quotes post for lots of inspiring sayings about plants, flowers and gardening.

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For more gardening and flower inspiration you might like to take a look at these posts:

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If you're looking for inspiration for your flower picture captions, or just a bit of flower fun, these flower puns and flower jokes will make you smile!

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