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Garden puns and garden jokes to make you giggle

April 29, 2020 by Catherine Leave a Comment

If you’re looking for a bit of light-hearted fun with a garden theme, read on! I’ve rounded up lots of garden puns and garden jokes to make you smile.

As well as providing a giggle, these garden puns and garden jokes are also funny caption inspiration for when you’re sharing pictures of your garden, plants or flowers on social media. Pass them onto your green-fingered friends too!

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Garden puns

There are so many garden puns! I’ve picked my favourite funny gardening puns here, but you can find literally hundreds over at Punpedia.

Ants in your plants

All dressed up and nowhere to grow

Herb your enthusiasm

Don’t stop the beetroot

Your good seed for the day

Eat, drink and be rosemary

All things must grass

Cutting it vine

You parsley the test

Get a twiggle on

Seed between the lines

Your good weed for the day

Just the thicket

Peas and quiet

Don’t moss around

Never a dill moment

A day in the leaf

Flower of strength

That’s a bit mulch

Berry the hatchet

Absolutely radishing

Turnip the volume

In the eyes of the lawn

All clover the world

Just one of rose things

Soil of the century

Trowel and error

As far as the cacti can see

Turf the net

One trick peony

In on the ground flora

I beg your garden?

One more thyme

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Garden jokes to make you smile

Again, there are a lot of garden jokes out there. Puns and One Liners and Punstoppable both have great lists, here are some of my favourite jokes about gardens and gardening.

I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.

I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.

What’s a gardener’s favourite Beatles song?  Lettuce Be.

I’ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. I tell them “it’s next to the sage”.

What’s small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish.

Why doesn’t Elton John like lettuce?  He’s more of a Rocket Man.

What’s a gardener’s favourite type of trousers?  Ones with turnips.

Sherlock Holmes was doing some gardening, Watson asked what he was planting. He replied “A lemon tree, my dear Watson”.

What runs round a garden but never moves? A fence.

Spring is almost here. I’m so excited I wet my plants.

How do trees calculate a square root? They use a log-arithm.

What vegetable is always cold? A chilli.

I was offered a job as a gardener, but I didn’t take it because the celery was too low.

Why is The Hulk such a good gardener? Because he’s got green fingers.

What’s a gardener’s favourite Harrison Ford film? Raiders of the Lost Bark.

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.

I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.

Why do gardeners plant bulbs? So the worms can see where they’re going.

Gardening question: Does anyone know a good place where I can buy a fern? Asking for a frond.

I asked the staff at my local garden centre what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.

Yet again, someone has added more soil to my allotment. The plot thickens…

I hope these garden puns and garden jokes have made you giggle. If you’ve got any to share please add them in the comments!

You’ll find more garden captions and sayings in my garden quotes post.

More funny flower puns and flower jokes

If you’d like some more plant puns, check out my other post on flower puns and flower jokes.

I’ve also got fun posts on bee jokes and puns and pumpkin jokes and puns to keep you busy!

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For more gardening and flower inspiration you might like to take a look at these posts:

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