Welcome to an eggs-traordinary collection of funny Easter jokes for kids and Easter puns. We’ve got everything you need for Easter giggles right here.
Brilliant Easter puns and Easter jokes for kids
As well as funny jokes for Easter in general, there are Easter bunny jokes, Easter egg jokes, Easter knock knock jokes, and a whole basket of Easter puns. We’ve even included our favourite Easter dad jokes for added eye-rolls.
Pick your favourites for some family laughs, or use them alongside our nature hashtags as captions for your social media pictures and videos. An Easter joke is also ideal for making Easter greetings card messages more fun.
Funny Easter jokes
Let’s kick things off with some eggs-cellent Easter jokes for kids.
What do you get if you pour warm water into a rabbit hole? Hot, cross bunnies. (more water jokes here)
What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.
Where does Christmas come before Easter? In the dictionary.
What do all the Easter eggs want to do when the egg hunt starts? Scramble.
How do rabbits throw a tantrum? They get hopping mad.
What kind of jewellery makes a good Easter gift? 14 carrot gold.
What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A runny bunny.
More funny jokes for Easter giggles
Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in summer? They have hare conditioning.
Where does Dracula keep his Easter eggs? In his Easter casket.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an onion? A bunion.
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? She didn’t have the hare fare.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with shellfish? An oyster bunny.
What do you call the Easter bunny on Easter Monday? Eggs-austed.
Happy Easter funny jokes
Use these Easter jokes to wish someone a Happy Easter.
What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they’re eggs-tinct.
Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot.
How does every Easter end? With an “r”.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit.
Easter egg jokes
Let’s crack on with some jokes for easter eggs.
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial.
How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane.
What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yokes today?
Why should you never tell a joke to an Easter egg? It might crack up.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-day.
What do you call a zen egg? An ommmmmmelette.
Why did the Easter bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
What type of stories do Easter eggs like to tell their children? Yolk tales.
Easter bunny jokes
These Easter bunny funny jokes will have you hopping with laughter.
Why did the Easter bunny go on strike? He wanted a better celery.
How can you tell if the Easter bunny is getting old? Look for grey hares.
What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite kind of music? Hip-hop.
How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking good? He uses a hare brush.
What happened to the Easter bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was egg-spelled.
Who is the Easter bunny’s favourite actor? Rabbit de Niro.
What do you call an Easter bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain.
What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite type of exercise? Hare-obics.
Why was the Easter bunny upset? He was having a bad hare day.
How do you send a letter to the Easter bunny? By hare mail.
More Easter bunny puns and jokes
How do you know if the Easter bunny is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.
What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite dance? The bunny hop.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How does the Easter bunny stay fit? Eggs-ercise.
Why does the Easter bunny bring toilet paper to a party? Because he’s a party pooper.
How does the Easter bunny travel? By hare-plane.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs.
What kind of stories do Easter bunnies like the most? Ones with hoppy endings.
Easter knock knock jokes
Still hungry for more fun Easter jokes? These kids Easter jokes should hit the spot.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt gonna start?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to eat?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs all around the garden!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter eggs are gone, can I have some more?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been hiding my Easter eggs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie going to get all the Easter eggs?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and decorate your eggs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher Easter eggs in your basket!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
Easter dad jokes
How about dialling up the Easter humour with some Easter dad jokes?
What happened when the Easter bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker.
Which side of the Easter bunny has the most fur? The outside.
Did you hear about the Easter bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail.
What do you call a transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball.
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator.
Why did the Easter egg hide? She was a little chicken.
What do you get if you cross the Easter bunny with Winnie the Pooh? A honey bunny.
I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter egg…. but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Funny Easter puns for instagram and TikTok
Hoppily ever after
Some-bunny to love
Ears to a great Easter
Chick out this beautiful Easter day
Don’t worry, be hoppy
I’m all ears today
Happy Easter to all my peeps
Don’t be a basket case
Hop ’til you drop
Does my hare look good?
Easter egg puns
I’m so egg-cited
The yolk’s on you
Egg hunt time – hop to it
Have an egg-stra special Easter
Dyeing to colour some Easter eggs
Test your cluck at the Easter egg hunt
I’m an Easter eggs-pert
Hope you have an egg-cellent Easter
Easter eggs to dye for
Heard any good yokes lately?
That’s all yolks
So many egg puns, it’s not bunny
Even more Easter puns for Easter cards and social media
Chick me out!
That’s not bunny
I carrot believe it’s Easter
Happy Easter to a good egg
Don’t yolk with me
How do I like my eggs? Chocolate
Hot cross pun, anyone?
These Easter puns crack me up
These Easter jokes for kids are eggs-tremely bunny!
There’s also lots more spring-themed fun to be had with our lists of spring puns, spring quotes and spring nature crafts. Make sure you download our free printable spring bucket list for lots of low-cost outdoor play ideas too.
You’ll also find lots of inspiration in *A Year of Nature Craft and Play. There’s a whole year’s worth of nature-themed activities, projects and games for kids to enjoy.
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