70 dentist jokes and dentist puns to sink your teeth into
Ready to sink your teeth into some laughs? This collection of dentist jokes and puns is full of clean, clever fun that’s sure to make you smile.
The best dentist jokes and dentist puns
Whether you love a good pun or just want to lighten up your next dental visit, these toothy jokes are perfect for all ages. Get ready to laugh until your cheeks hurt – in a good way!
Funny dentist jokes
What happens after you go to the dentist a few times? You know the drill.
What do orthodontists do on a roller coaster? Brace themselves.
What’s a dentist’s favourite animal? A molar bear.
What’s a dentist’s favourite kind of dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.
What’s a dentist’s favourite movie? Plaque to the Future.
What’s a dentist’s favourite day of the week? Toothsday.
How do dentists learn their trade? By doing lots of drills.
Where do killer whales go to get their teeth straightened? The orca-dontist.
What did the molar said to the incisor at the dentist? “Brace yourself!”
What do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth.
Why should you be kind to your dentist? Because they have fill-ings too.
More funny jokes about dentists
How do you get a job at a dental practice? By word of mouth.
What does a marching band member use to brush her teeth? A tuba toothpaste.
What’s a dentist’s favourite place to buy clothes? The Gap.
What did the dentist say to the golfer? “You have a hole in one.”
Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had Bluetooth.
What did the lawyer demand before the dentist worked on him? A retainer.
Whose job is the most dangerous in Transylvania? The dentist who works on Dracula.
What’s a dentist’s favourite saying? “Put your money where your mouth is.”
What’s another name for a dentist’s office? A filling station.
Great dentist jokes for kids
Why did the Queen go to the dentist? To get a new crown.
Dentist: “What kind of filling would you like?” Child: “Chocolate!“
If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 22 of them, what do they have? Cavities.
What made the snowman go to see a dentist? He was suffering from frostbite.
What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea? Denis.
What’s a dentist’s favourite time of day? Tooth hurty!
Why did the dentist become a detective? To get to the root of the case.
What do you call a boat filled with dentists? A tooth ferry.
Dentist dad jokes
What did the dentist of the year receive? A little plaque.
Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they’re so filling. (More potato jokes here)
What do you call a dentist’s advice? Their floss-ophy.
What’s a dentist’s favourite place to visit? The root canal.
What did the dentist say to the computer? “This won’t hurt a byte.”
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought tooth and nail.
Why did the tooth fairy go to a psychologist? Because she no longer believed in herself.
Where do dentists like to live when they retire? Fluorida.
What’s the number one reason patients don’t show up for root canals? They lose their nerve.
My dentist said I should try flossing more. I’ve started taking dance lessons now.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dish. Dish, who? Dish is how I talk since I lost my tooth.
Why was the god of thunder so quiet after he got his tooth pulled? Because he was too Thor.
Hilarious teeth jokes
What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics.
What did the dentist say to the tooth as he left the room? “I’ll fill you in when I get back.”
What do false teeth have in common with stars? They only come out at night.
Why did the patient start shouting after he left the dentist’s office? He’d just had all caps put on his teeth.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What did the judge say to the dentist? “Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
Which teeth do you need to brush? The ones you want to keep.
Best dentist puns
Brace yourself
That’s teeth-rific
Get to the root of the problem
Going the extra smile
Grin and bear it
The root of all evil
Down in the mouth
Teeth puns
Tooth be told
Tooth or dare
Tell the tooth
Face the tooth
The whole tooth
Holy molar
Molar it over
The molar the merrier
More dentistry puns
You know the drill
May the floss be with you
Feeling floss-some
Licence to fill
Filling fantastic
Gum-believable
One last dentist pun…
What’s one word you never want to hear from your dentist? “Oops!”
And that’s the whole tooth! We hope these dentist jokes and puns brightened your day and gave you a reason to smile.
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