Get ready to experience a frosty blast of family-friendly fun to warm up even the chilliest winter day! This list of ice puns and ice-cold jokes are sure to thaw out those serious faces and bring on the giggles.
The best ice puns and ice jokes
From frosty puns to cold-themed silliness, these jokes are the perfect companions for cosy nights by the fireplace or snowball fights in the garden. A good pun makes a great caption for instagram and TikTok posts too (combine them our nature hashtags to save lots of time), and you can even use them on winter birthday cards and Christmas cards.
So, bundle up and prepare for a blizzard of laughter. These ice puns and ice jokes are about to ice the competition when it comes to good old-fashioned fun ❄️
You can also check out our list of water puns for more gags.
Coolest ice puns
Let’s lower the temperature and turn up the giggles with some funny ice puns.
Ice to meet you!
Have an ice day!
The ice of life
Icy does it
Ice’ll be back
As cold as ice
The way icy see it
Ice, ice, baby
Once or ice
Ice and easy
On the ice list
Icy what you did there
Best puns about icy weather
This selection of winter puns will help you have a good laugh and see the funny side of a cold day. You can find more winter jokes for kids here.
An ice thing about winter
Life’s a freeze
Freeze don’t go
Highs and froze
Freeze the day
Ill at freeze
The bee’s freeze
How froze it?
Freeze things happen
More cold weather puns and freeze puns
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Strike a froze
Coughs and freezes
Freeze a jolly good fellow
As far as it froze
There she froze
Just one of froze things
The birds and the freeze
Friends or froze
Froze and cons
Cold puns about hail
How about a good ice pun with a hail theme to brighten up a hailstorm?
Words hail me
Heads or hails?
Hail and hearty
All hail broke loose
Having a hail of a time
Head over hails
A cold day in hail
Give ‘em hail
For the hail of it
Frosty ice puns
These icy puns as perfect for celebrating a frosty morning.
Love at frost sight
Frost and foremost
My long frost friend
The frost to know
All is not frost
More hilarious ice puns
Sticks like igloo
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name
Ice believe in miracles
Dressed to chill
Ice in the hole
Ebb and floe
An icicle made for two
What an ice-capade
Let’s ice things up
If looks could chill
Awesome ice puns about the big thaw
A sight for thaw eyes
At full melt
Below the melt
I came, I thaw, I conquered
Even more chilly ice puns
That’s an ice thing to say
Before your very ice
Ice-solate yourself with a good book
Have an ice-ceptional day!
What an ice-sore
Of ice and men
Don’t call ice, we’ll call you.
Ice-t’s a beautiful day
That’s not how icy it
Ice believe in you
This cold brings tears to my ice
Feeling a little ice-solated
The great ice-scape
Ice see what you did there
Icy come, icy go
This ice is snow joke!
Funny ice jokes
Get everyone giggling with these family-friendly ice jokes.
What’s a snowman’s favourite drink? Ice tea.
Why did two new friends walk out onto a frozen pond together? It was a good way to break the ice.
What is the best meal to eat in an igloo? Brr-eakfast!
How does a snowman get around? By riding an icicle.
What did the woman say after she slipped and fell on ice? Nothing, she just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why do inventors spend a lot of time on thin ice? They’re looking for the next major breakthrough.
What do you do when your ice house falls apart? Just igloo it back together.
What’s a snowman’s favourite makeup? Ice-shadow.
What do you call kids that love to spend time on the ice? Chill-dren.
Why are there so many cracks at the ice rink? Because the maintenance crew is slipping up.
What’s cooler than being cool? Ice cold.
More silly jokes about ice
Why did the man cancel his plans for a winter hike? He got cold feet.
What’s an Ig? An ice house without a loo.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry? It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
What did one icicle say to the other icicle? “I’m sorry, but I think I’m going to drop out.”
What do snowmen like to eat for lunch? Ice bergers.
Why did the snowman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
What do you call a frozen crocodile? A croc-ice.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold? You’re totally ice-olated.
Why can’t you get a job at the ice rink? Because there’s a hiring freeze.
What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard? A cold spell.
What did the snowman say to the grumpy iceberg? “Why are you always so glacial?”
How do snowmen greet each other in the morning? “Have an “ice” day!”
Knock knock ice jokes
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Freeze! Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice see you!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy a big polar bear up ahead!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Frostbite. Frostbite who? Frostbite your food, then chew it!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice scream if you don’t let me back inside!
Ice captions for instagram and TikTok
Liven up your wintry social posts with these fun ice captions.
Stay frosty, my friend
Warm hearts, cold noses
Ice appreciate your friendship
Embrace the beauty of frost
Keeping my cool
Warm hugs in cold weather
Ice-t’s a frosty day outside
Warm hearts melt icy barriers
Ice love spending time with you
Frosty mornings and warm hearts
Embrace the chill and have a ball
Ice-t’s a chilly but heartwarming day
Let’s frost the world with smiles
One really good final ice pun
I’d tell you my best ice pun, but it’s slipped my mind!
And there you have it: a flurry of frosty fun and icy giggles to brighten up the chilliest of days and help you have a good time. Whether you’re sipping hot cocoa by the fire or building snowmen in the garden, these ice puns are the perfect way to lighten the mood and get the whole family chilling out!
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