120 banana jokes and banana puns to split your sides
Ready for some a-peeling laughs? This collection of banana jokes and banana puns is bursting with fruity humour that’s sure to make you smile.
The best banana jokes and banana puns
Whether you’re looking for a quick chuckle, a joke to share with friends, or something silly for the kids, these banana puns will hit the spot. Peel yourself away from the serious stuff and enjoy our pick of the bunch banana jokes!
Hilarious banana jokes
Why do bananas never get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
What’s yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber.
How does a banana answer the phone? “Yellow?”
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling well.
What’s a banana’s favourite day of the week? Sundae.
Why should you be extra nice to bananas? Because you don’t want to hurt their peelings.
What do you do when you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your bottom? A bananosecond.
Why didn’t the man like invisible bananas? He couldn’t see the a-peel.
What happened to the banana who got sunburn? He peeled.
What happens when two bananas break up? A banana split.
What do bananas wear on their feet? A pair of slippers.
How is a banana peel on the floor like music? If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
What can an apple do that a banana can’t? Look round.
What do you call a banana who can’t decide between coffee or tea? Banana split.
How do you spell banana split? Ba-nana.
Why do bananas make good gymnasts? Because they’re great at splits.
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What’s a sheep’s favourite fruit? A baaaa-nana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What do you call a charismatic banana? A banana smoothie.
What’s the hippest kind of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon? Because she had split ends.
What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming? He split.
What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa.
Why do monkeys like bananas so much? Because they’re very ap-peeling.
What did the unripe banana think about the ripe banana? He was green with envy.
What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met? “Yellow, nice to meet you.”
Where do bananas go shopping for clothes? Banana Republic.
Why did they cancel the ice cream social? The banana split with the ice cream.
What do you call a banana eating a banana? Canabananalism.
Why did the banana start a podcast? Because it wanted to give its peelings a voice.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa 2
Funny banana jokes for kids
What fruit teases you a lot? A ba-na-na-na-na.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers.
What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!
How did the banana wear her hair? In bunches.
One boy says to another: “Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear!” The other says: “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”
How did the mummy banana spoil the baby banana? She left her out in the sun too long.
What’s a ghost’s favourite fruit? A boo-nana.
How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs? They hold on to the banana-ister.
What kind of school do bananas go to? Sundae school.
Why couldn’t the police catch the banana? Because he split.
What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour? A banana in a washing machine.
Why do bananas use sunblock? Because otherwise they’d peel.
What did the orange say to the green banana? You don’t look like you’re peeling well. (Head this way for more fruit jokes)
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the banana peel.
What kind of jokes do bananas like to tell? Side-splitting ones.
What did one banana say to the other banana on Valentine’s Day? “I find you very ap-peeling.”
Where do bananas like to go swimming? In a cereal bowl.
What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
Banana dad jokes
What key opens a banana? A mon-key.
“I am going bananas!” That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house.
Why didn’t the banana cross the road? Because he was yellow.
If farmer A sells apples, and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine.
What do you call solid gold bananas? A bunch of money.
Why didn’t the banana cross the road? It can’t walk – it’s a banana, silly!
How do bananas pay in restaurants? They split the bill.
Why did the banana fail his driving test? He kept peeling out.
What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys? A bunch of idiots.
Why couldn’t the banana yell high? Because it could only yel-low.
Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
What position was the banana in during the Tour de France? He was riding with the peel-oton.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and act like a giant banana.
What’s the easiest way to make a banana split? Show it out the door.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s a monster.
What did the banana say to the judge? “I’m going to win this case on a-peel!”
What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
Why do bananas like riddles? They ap-peel to their sense of humour.
If a man has six apples in one hand and eight bananas in the other, what has he got? Massive hands.
I’m writing a book about banana peels… It’s non-friction.
Banana knock knock jokes
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split some ice cream?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?!
The best banana puns
I’m going bananas!
You drive me bananas
Pick of the bunch
Thanks a bunch
A bunch of fools
I peel it in my heart
You give me all the peels
I’m not peeling very well
I’m peeling much better now
It’s very ap-peel-ing
That’s un-peel-ievable
A-peel to your better judgement
Peel back the layers
You’re the ripe one for me
You’re absolutely ripe
Ripe with potential
Ripe for adventure
Split personality
Split decision
Don’t peel guilty
Don’t slip up
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I’m bananas for you
You’re the top banana
Time to split
Let’s split and go bananas
A whole bunch of fun
The bunch stops here
Peeling good today
It’s all gone a bit bananas
This meme is just ripe!
Go bananas or go home!
I can peel it in my bones (more bone puns here)
I’m peeling my age
Peel the burn
A ripe old age
The time is ripe
Ripe for the picking
Damn ripe
I’m ripe with you
A step in the ripe direction
Step ripe up
Splitting my sides
Keep calm and peel on
This smoothie is bananas – literally
Banana bread puns
What do fruit use to buy things? Banana bread.
Banana bread: ap-peeling to all
I banana bread to think about it
When life give you bananas, make banana bread
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One last banana pun…
What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke? They split their sides laughing.
That’s it for our banana-themed laughs. We hope these cute banana jokes and puns added a whole bunch of fun to your day and made you peel giggly!
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