Are you looking for funny cat puns? This family-friendly roundup has 100 paw-some cat jokes and cat puns to put a smile on your face.
The best cat puns and cat jokes
We’ve included the best cat puns and funny jokes about cats, plus lots of brilliant kitten puns and cat birthday puns. There’s even a list of cat name puns if you need some inspiration when it comes to naming your kitty.
As well as being a great way to have a giggle, these funny cat puns are perfect inspiration for what to write in greeting cards for cat lovers. They also make a brilliant accompaniment to your own cat-themed social media posts. Make sure you bookmark this post to save time!
The best cat puns
Let’s get the feline appreciation started with our favourite cat puns.
I’m a cat purrson
Are you fur real?
Best furiends furever
Let’s make mew-sic
I’ve got felines for you
You’ve got purr-sonality
As good as mew
Hiss and make up
Can I purr-suade you?
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You look fur-miliar
I’m very purr-plexed
Get your thinking cat on
My cat is hiss-terical
The right catitude
So fur, so good
You’re purrfect just the way you are
Go down in hiss-tory
Who can resist these cute kitten puns?
Just kitten around
It’s kitten all over your face
You’ve got to be kitten me
Kitten in the stars
Stop kitten and get serious
What do you call a cat in love? A smitten kitten.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten who? Stop kitten around and open the door!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Cat paw puns
These paw-themed cat puns might just make you paws for thought 😉
It’s a pawsibility
You’re the cat’s paw-jamas
Try to stay pawsitive
That’s very unpawtunate
I’m in paw-session of a beautiful cat
Take a paws
Anything is paws-ible
That was quite a faux paw
Live long and paw-sper
These cat puns are a-paw-ling
Celebrate those crazy cat voices with these meow puns.
Meow and furever
Live in the meow
You’re stressing meowt
Here and meow
Meow you doing?
Will you meowy me?
Meow or never
Give me a meowment
Cat birthday puns
Sending a birthday greeting to a cat lover? These cat birthday puns will put a smile on their face.
Wishing you a paw-some birthday!
Meow is the time to party!
Happy birthday to mew!
Have a paws-itively purrfect birthday!
Let’s get the pawty started!
Wishing you a purr-fect day!
Have a meow-gical birthday!
Another birthday? You’ve got to be kitten me!
Cat pun names
Looking for inspiration when it comes to clever cat names? Cat pun names are definitely worth considering. Here are a few of our absolute favourite punny cat names.
Funny cat jokes
Still hungry for more cat humour? Check out these funny cat jokes.
What’s a cat’s favourite breakfast cereal? Mice crispies.
What’s the unluckiest cat to have? A catastrophe.
Why did the cat get into trouble? She was caught littering.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purrfessor.
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
Why are cats such bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What’s a cat’s favourite book? The Great Catsby.
What do you call a cat that likes water? A mew-maid. (head this way for more water-themed jokes)
Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
What’s the best medicine for a cat with an allergy? Anti-hisstamine.
What’s a cat’s favourite colour? Purrple.
Why are cats afraid of trees? Because of their bark.
Even more cat jokes for kids
What did the cat say after making a joke? Just kitten.
What do cats drink when they celebrate? Purr-secco.
Why do cats like to lie on computers? To keep an eye on the mouse.
What’s a cat’s favourite sports car? A furrari.
What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits.
How do cats resolve an argument? They hiss and make up.
What’s the worst kind of cat? A cat-astrophe.
What’s a cat’s favourite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Who do cats call to report a crime? Claw enforcement.
What type of theatre do cats like? Meowsicals.
What’s a cat’s favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Who brings cats their gifts at Christmas? Santa Claws.
What do cats eat when it’s hot? Mice cream.
Tell us your favourite cat jokes and cat puns!
We hope you’ve found this list of cat jokes and cat puns a purrfect source of fun. If your favourite cat pun or cat joke isn’t here make sure you share it in the comments below 🐈
More family-friendly jokes and puns
If you’d like to carry on the silliness, we’ve got you covered with even more family-friendly joke roundups.
For seasonal giggles: spring puns, Easter jokes, summer jokes, fall puns, Halloween jokes for kids, pumpkin puns and Christmas jokes for kids (this last one is perfect for DIY advent calendars and crackers). We’ve also got lots of art jokes for creative types.
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